unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: nollag, via parmesan)

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via parmesan)

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via parmesan)

dajo42:

When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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cuntspirit

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

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shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

(Source: ofelias, via cuntspirit)

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