elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via parmesan)

dajo42:

When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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cuntspirit

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spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

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shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

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the-lady-of-reichenbach:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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shampoo:

i’d push him down a flight of stairs for $20 lmao

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subsiding:

*posts selfie*
*reblogs entire dashboard hoping nobody saw*

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